Narrator: "CREDIT CARD FRAUD"
T-Rex: Credit card fraud is a growing problem in today's society!
T-Rex: I believe the fault of this lies in the inherent design flaws of the credit card system. If I give a credit card to someone, that should authorize one purchase, for a specific amount, at that specific time! Instead, knowing someone's credit card information allows you to make charges to it for any amount, at any time, all over the world!
Utahraptor: This certainly is a lot of talk about credit cards! Aren't there any more pressing issues, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Like what?
Utahraptor: Oh, like, I don't know... WORLD HUNGER?
T-Rex: But I don't know how to solve that problem! I do have opinions about the broken credit card infrastructure, however.
T-Rex: It's my blessing and my curse!
