T-Rex: Antonio Tony, my adult fiction character, and Amelia, my other one, were engaging in some activities that, if you saw them rendered in fiction, would make you gasp and say "oh my, oh heck, oh heckin' heck, how adult!!"
T-Rex: That's just CLASSIC Antonio Tony and Amelia for you right there!!
T-Rex: "This sex we're having" - for indeed, they were having sex - "is extremely erotic, especially if one imagines it described to an imagined third party", Amelia said. "Yes", said Antonio Tony - and here he turned towards the camera - "and perhaps one day our bravest and most descriptive authors will make the attempt."
Utahraptor: Breaking the fourth wall kinda takes me out of the story!
T-Rex: I haven't broken it!
T-Rex: The camera I mentioned was merely the one they were filming their sex-having with!
Utahraptor: Okay, FLIRTING with breaking the fourth wall kinda takes me out of the story.
T-Rex: THERE IS NOBODY NAMED "Breaking D. Forthwall" IN THIS STORY, FLIRTED OR NOT, SO I DON'T KNO--
T-Rex: --oh my god, I absolutely have to introduce someone named Breaking D. Forthwall. THANK YOU, UTAHRAPTOR! You've saved my story!
Off panel: No, don't-
T-Rex: Don't worry! I will ABSOLUTELY remember you when they give me the Nobel Prize for Adult Literature: Character Naming Division!
