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June 24th, 2019: I'm back from Lethbridge! It was a great time AND I GOT TO JUDGE A COSPLAY CONTEST, an activity for which I was not especially qualified but for which I *was* especially enthusiastic.

One year ago today: all of these ocean facts are technically true, and i didn't even get to the bit about how if you let the ocean lie on top of you it'll crush you in an instant, so don't ever let the ocean lie on top of you is my advices

– Ryan

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