T-Rex: What's the sequence of sounds that sound intelligible in the most languages? Like if the sounds I make when I say "Hi there" in English meant "No thanks" in another language!
T-Rex: I WANT TO LEARN THESE PHRASES.
Dromiceiomimus: Why are they so important to you, bud?
T-Rex: Because then I can speak in multiple languages simultaneously! I could stand in front of a linguistically diverse group of people and speak to them all AT THE SAME TIME!!
T-Rex: That's awesome!
Utahraptor: Yeah, but you'd be saying different things to each of them.
T-Rex: EVEN BETTER.
T-Rex: It gives me DENIABILITY, Utahraptor. Look, all I'm saying is this: we need to direct our linguistic development so that the English sounds for "Hi please don't kick anyone, that's for darn sure" in some other language sound EXACTLY like "Definitely kick Justin Manitou right in the bottom, please".
T-Rex: Actually, that's not true!
T-Rex: I'm ALSO saying that, while we're at it, I DEFINITELY need to meet a Justin Manitou that I don't particularly care for