T-Rex: There's a lot of songs today about sex! Whether the artist is singing about having it, wanting it, or relating an anecdote regarding their personal experiences with it: lots of folks are singing about sex!
T-Rex: BUT! Go back 100 years and it's a different story!
T-Rex: There's songs about buttoning up your overcoat before going outside and about tying ribbons around old oak trees and about tiptoeing through the tulips. Dare I suggest that TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE and these types of songs will come back again soon?? It's time for dubstep songs about AFFIRMATIVELY having no bananas and hip hop songs about old men rivers!!
Utahraptor: I think some of these are stealth love songs.
T-Rex: Oh sure!
T-Rex: And that STEALTH horniness leads them to being sublimated into songs about steam engines or whatever! But Utahraptor, all we need is for a generation of youth to rebel against their parents by being MEGA HORNY PRUDES and we will unlock all new songs about this once-forgotten subject matter!
Off panel: So once again, like everyone else, you're saying it's up to the youth to save us.
T-Rex: YES! Attention youth! Your parents were too proud about being horny and I want to hear a new song about holding hands on cloudy day!!
