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October 16th, 2019: Please enjoy this vision into a world in which cell phones didn't have internet on them!! It was a strange and wonderful era, wherein you couldn't settle arguments over a factual matter quickly, but had to rely on rhetoric and guile!!

One year ago today: technically, if one day time travel first gets invented, then on every previous day time travel can also first be invented

– Ryan

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