T-Rex: So I'm a savvy consumer in our capitalist system. I earn dollars and then spend them on things that I believe are equal or greater in value than those dollars!
T-Rex: And I certainly don't spend $20 just because someone tells me to!
T-Rex: OR SO I THOUGHT, because I recently walked past several buckets beside a "MYSTERY BUCKET: $20" sign and I can't stop thinking about it. And if that wasn't enough, they promise $40 of value inside! I'd be a fool not to invest heavily in the mystery bucket portfolio, right??
Dromiceiomimus: It's a bucket?
T-Rex: And it's filled with MYSTERY!
Utahraptor: Are there ANY more alluring digrams in English than "mystery" and "bucket"?
T-Rex: There are not!!
Utahraptor: But I should warn you, it's probably just filled with things that the person couldn't sell normally, so they tossed them into a bucket, put a lid on it, and called it a day. Hardly seems worth it to m--
T-Rex: Utahraptor.
T-Rex: YOU GET TO KEEP THE BUCKET.
T-Rex: MYSTERY BUCKET!
Off panel: MYSTERY BUCKET!
T-Rex: MYST
Off panel: TERY
T-Rex: BUCK
Off panel: ETTTTTTT!
