T-Rex: When I was in university there was only one microwave for the entire food court. And it was often covered in splattered food!

T-Rex: NO THANKS.

T-Rex: So I started looking for Microwave Alternatives. And I discovered that different clubs had their own lounges, and some of them had microwaves!
T-Rex: However, you had to be a member of the club to use them.

Utahraptor: So you joined a club?
T-Rex: Nope, I started surveilling them!

T-Rex: Some were clearly ethnic-based, and I wouldn't blend in. Others were, like, WAY into chess. But one room seemed to have all sorts of random people! So one day I started using that microwave and nobody bothered me.
Utahraptor: What club was it?
T-Rex: I found out later: LGBT club!!

T-Rex: From that day onward I have always supported the LGBT community because they let me microwave my full-sized lasagnas for lunch even though it tied up the microwave for 8 minutes.
Off panel: T-Rex. They thought you were gay.
T-Rex: ...for fresh microwaved lasagna??