T-Rex: Okay, here's an open question for you!
T-Rex: Let's say someone finishes a bag of milk!
T-Rex: And let's say they're using it for cereal, and there's juuuust enough milk left for their bowl -
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex...
T-Rex: - so they eat their cereal before putting a new bag in so their food won't get soggy -
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex!
T-Rex: - but then during the course of cereal gobbling they FORGET to put a new bag in!
T-Rex: Can they TRULY be blamed for this??
Utahraptor: T-REX, NOT EVERYONE GETS THEIR MILK IN BAGS!
T-Rex: ...So? This is a PERSONAL STORY, Utahraptor! If you don't get YOUR milk in bags, just generalize it! It's a story about not doing a thing for understandable reasons. That's universal! Do you complain a story isn't relatable if the main character's name isn't exactly the same as yours??
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: I overreacted TWICE today
