T-Rex: As an antidote to social media, I've invented the perfect and most relaxing space: a place where you can go and nobody can talk to you and you can't talk to anyone else!
T-Rex: Ahhh... I'm more relaxed just thinking about it!
Dromiceiomimus: You've just invented a library there, T-Rex. T-Rex: Nuh-uh! Libraries are more centres of community now, and the image of the shushing librarian is as outdated as a discarded book from the library!! Dromiceiomimus: Okay then: you've invented the spa.
T-Rex: You have to be quiet at the spa? Utahraptor: Some of them!
Utahraptor: And in this silence you can bathe, cool down, drink nice teas, think about whatever, and there's no phones allowed, so the antidote to social media has already been invented, and it's sitting in enforced silence in alternatively hot and cold water. T-Rex: Daaaaamn
Narrator: LATER, AT THE SPA: T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I have thought of some TRULY EXCELLENT tweets, yet cannot muster the mental energy to remember anything about them except how good they were. I'm T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I'm finally free
What are the haps my friends
February 7th, 2020:I may have... ALSO composed this comic at the spa. GUILTY OF THINKING ABOUT WORK WHILE CHILLING IN A SWIMSUIT, YOUR HONOUR.