T-Rex: Like many people, I have hobbies!!
T-Rex: And like many of those SAME people, I've thought "hmm maybe I could make money at this?"
T-Rex: Which in turn transforms the hobby into work, which in turn transforms my every waking moment including recreation into work, which in turn makes me wish I had a hobby I could just DO and RELAX WITH and not turn into some way to make money because oh god there must be more to life than hustling. Yes? YES.
Utahraptor: And your solution?
T-Rex: A hobby that nobody wants!
T-Rex: If I come up with an activity with a result NOBODY cares for, and a skill NOBODY would ever pay me to do for no matter how good I get at it, I can finally RELAX when I relax and not have a voice in the back of my head saying "sell this online maybe? For - for profits??"
Utahraptor: Amazing! So what's the hobby?
T-Rex: Yo!!
T-Rex: It's poopin'