T-Rex: Angola Maldives, my superspy character, sighed in frustration. His order at the coffee shop had been made wrong again!!
T-Rex: And Angola was struggling to keep his cool!
T-Rex: He'd been trained in dozens of ways to kill someone discreetly, but none of his training had prepared him to handle the day-to-day frustrations of modern life! He was like a baby who wanted everything now, but also, this baby could kill you with his bare hands!
T-Rex: That's one dangerous baby!!
Utahraptor: When you have a hammer, all your problems start to look like nails?
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: And Angola had fists that were REGISTERED WEAPONS. There was a filing cabinet down at headquarters that had a picture of his fists and the word "WEAPON" beneath them, right next to a pic of his abs that had "THIS ENDED ME" underneath them too, and one of his forearms above the words "OH FRIG, OH YES"
T-Rex: That's right! Angola was troubled AND sexy!
T-Rex: So now on top of everything else going on in the world today we all just have to deal with THAT