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March 27th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

One year ago today: theory: all the bad stuff on the internet actually comes from literal children who need help badly??

– Ryan

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