T-Rex: I learned science in school, and guess what? Now we know more about science, so some of the things I learned are WRONG!

T-Rex: So uh WHAT THE HECK??

T-Rex: An example: I distinctly remember learning a tongue map in grade school that showed where "sour" was on the tongue, which was distinct from where "sweet" was tasted, etc. But now we know that you can taste things all over! And while I can't blame my teachers who were working with the best info they had, I still feel miffed!

Utahraptor: Well... you CAN actually blame them, at least a little.
T-Rex: DO TELL.

Utahraptor: The "tongue map" stems from a misreading of research done in the 1800s, and in 1974 it was AGAIN proven that all tastes exist across the tongue, so your teachers COULD'VE known better. But this misunderstanding never gets purged from literature, because it keeps propagating before it's corrected!!

T-Rex: That makes me more upset than when I learned you shouldn't swallow gum because it stays in your stomach for seven years!!
Off panel: T-Rex, if that were true, it would be used as a cheap appetite suppressant.
T-Rex: OH DANG IT