T-Rex: There was a time before the internet was a thing! Do you remember it? If you do, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, because every day more and more people who remember a world before TCP/IP...
T-Rex: ...are found DEAD.
T-Rex: The causes of death vary, of course. Sometimes it's a gunshot wound, made to look "self-inflicted". Sometimes it's a car accident which, CONVENIENTLY, nobody was around to witness. Sometimes medical examiners say they died of "old age", and RIGHT ON CUE, the authorities stop their investigations. And it's all done right under our noses!!
T-Rex: Worse of all, some of these poor folks just DISAPPEAR. They're just GONE.
Utahraptor: T-Rex!
Utahraptor: WE'RE old enough to remember a time before the internet! Does that mean our days are numbered??
T-Rex: Sadly, Utahraptor, it's true. And the day WE'RE found dead may be coming MUCH sooner than we think...
Narrator: THE BEST PART OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES IS IF YOU CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY, EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS TRUE:
T-Rex: No major media talks about how deaths of pre-internet-knowers are INCREASING every year! WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE?