June 5th, 2020: The closest we've come is the Sylacauga meteorite, which bonked a woman named Ann Elizabeth Fowler Hodges while she was snoozin' on her couch. However it did NOT hit her butt. What this means is that the first person to get spanked by a meteorite could still be... YOU

One year ago today: what we spoke about when we spoke about bespoke

– Ryan