T-Rex: Faking your own death used to be EASY. You send a barrel over a waterfall, disappear, and everyone thinks "oh wow, huh, he must've been in that barrel that went over the waterfall."
T-Rex: But these days, faking your death is a LOT harder!
T-Rex: HOWEVER, you know what's STILL easy? TALKING about faking your own death. Talking is FREE, and if you talk enough about faking your own death and then MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR, what will people think??
Dromiceiomimus: That you... faked your own death?
T-Rex: EXACTLY.
T-Rex: It's a free way to make your legacy MYSTERIOUS and ROMANTIC and FUN!
Utahraptor: Sure!
Utahraptor: And it's ALSO a free way to delay and possibly derail any investigation if you ever ARE kidnapped, lost in the woods, or otherwise missing! Talking about faking your own death could KILL you, man!!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX IS LOST IN THE WOODS:
T-Rex: All those conversations I had about faking my own death were AMAZING and I don't regret them at all! Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: Got 'em
