Narrator: COMPRESSED NOVEL COMICS
Narrator: today's book: LOLITA by Vladimir Nabokov
T-Rex: Lolita, light of my life! Fire of my loins! My sin, my soul!
T-Rex: Ha ha, so seriously, I have a thing for 12-year-old girls. I'm ashamed of it, and yet -
T-Rex: - and yet, I certainly enjoy marrying widows in order to gain access to their pubescent daughters!
Utahraptor: What you're doing is wrong!
T-Rex: Oh, but I love her, my Lolita!
T-Rex: I love her SO MUCH that I never let her out of my sight and try to keep her locked in the house as much as possible! AND, I deny her her allowance if she, in her childish way, won't give me certain favours. My love for her is THAT POWERFUL.
Utahraptor: Makes sense.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: She ran away?!
