T-Rex: Teens! What are they up to? What do they think is cool and who do they think are giant dorkwads? Do teens STILL say "dorkwads"??

T-Rex: LET'S FIND OUT!

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! I'm on my way to the local high school to encounter some teens.
Dromiceiomimus: High schools don't just let anyone wander inside anymore, T-Rex!
T-Rex: What?! Not even strangers who are suddenly interested in encountering teens??
Dromiceiomimus: Wow

T-Rex: Where do teens hang out then?
Utahraptor: Movie... theatres??

T-Rex: No, I think I heard those were in trouble because teens DON'T go to them.
Utahraptor: Wait, maybe they DO go to them to "neck" in the back?
T-Rex: No no, I think I read that teens are less horny nowadays on account of, uh, the whole world??

T-Rex: Yeah, I definitely remember reading that the world being bad made teens less horny.
Off panel: Ah.
T-Rex: But Bad World is giving them more time to focus on their studies, so I suppose they'll thank us later when they're adults who are smarter AND hornier