God: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY T-REX
T-Rex: Oh hey, thanks God!
T-Rex: Uh...
T-Rex: ...what's it the anniversary of, exactly??
God: OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU EXPERIENCE TIME IN JUST ONE DIRECTION
God: HAHAH SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING I PUT THAT QUIRKY FUN LIMIT ON Y'ALLS PERCEPTION
God: THAT IS JUST CLASSIC ME
T-Rex: Oh my gosh - Utahraptor, it's my PRE-anniversary!
Utahraptor: For what?
T-Rex: I don't know! I - I CAN'T know! All I know is that at some point in the future, SOMETHING will happen on this day, and it'll either be bad OR good! For the rest of my life, August 14th will be PORTENTOUS!!
Utahraptor: Wow!!
God: OH WAIT AUGUST SORRY MY BAD I GOT THE DATE WRONG
T-Rex: So, what - I should just know that at some point in the future... events will happen?
God: HAH HAH HAH OH MAN
God: WILL THEY EVER
God: K BYEEE
