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October 23rd, 2020: You may be wondering if toast sandwiches are real. They are! You may be wondering if I was the one who many moons ago took that incredibly dynamic toast sandwhich photo featured in that article and uploaded it to Wikipedia. I am!!

One year ago today: when all you've got is a mouth, all your problems start to look like sandwiches

– Ryan

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