T-Rex: That's NEVER happened before - they always get lost or whatever! I didn't even know for sure they HAD a bottom. T-Rex: And yet HERE I AM, rubbing my lips on the scratchy plastic part because all the good goo is gone!!
Utahraptor: That's nothing! I recently used up a whole PEN! T-Rex: DAMN, FRIEND. What was it like?
Utahraptor: I'd like to say "thrilling", but honestly, my whole life has been thrilling EVER SINCE. It turns out buying a pen and using it up is the secret to unlocking an endlessly exciting and deeply satisfying life! And it's available to anyone who can use a pen up without losing it!!
T-Rex: Okay well despite a lifetime of effort that's never happened for me, which makes me think it won't ever happen in the time I have left, but I'm so happy for you!! Off panel: Cool, thanks. Off panel: Well I'm off to space