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January 20th, 2021: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

One year ago today: i hereby ban all books which at some point do NOT contain a viable recipe for stew. really hoping to dig deep into stew-adjacent literature here

– Ryan

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