Narrator: THE INVENTION OF TIME:
T-Rex: Gosh but I'm tired of everything happening all at once!
T-Rex: Gosh!!
T-Rex: If only there were some way to - I don't know, space things out across trillions of, I wanna say... "years"?
Dromiceiomimus: It might be nice to read a book and not concurrently already have read it, and also, not read it yet.
T-Rex: See, this is what I'm saying! We need what I'm going to call "time"!
Utahraptor: Ooh, I have some ideas for this "time" thing!
T-Rex: Please!
Utahraptor: It should be SUBJECTIVE, so fun things go quickly but boring things last forever. Also it should be affected by - I dunno, gravity?
T-Rex: That makes a ton of sense. It makes a ton of sense for time to be affected by gravity.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Oh man, it's later! This is the universe's first later!
Off panel: Well... it's about time!
T-Rex and off panel: Hah hah hah
