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June 23rd, 2021: One day I may run out of literary techniques, but here's a story about how I might never run out of literary techniques and the main character represents Ingenuity!!

One year ago today: time to check the ol' mailbag! it's been growing for years and now takes up most of our house so i GUESS we should check out what's going on there

– Ryan

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