What are the haps my friends

September 29th, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

One year ago today: a uniathlon is any individual sport, and YES i know there's already a decathlon but for some reason it's limited entirely to track and field events?? like they think we're somehow incapable of dreaming of athletic achievement that extends beyond the boundaries of a single track and/or field??

– Ryan

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