T-Rex: I wish I could take a day off to lie around and play video games and eat pizza!!
Narrator: BUT THEN:
T-Rex: Wait!
T-Rex: Maybe - I can??
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, there's no LAW against calling in sick even if you're not TECHNICALLY sick, is there?
Dromiceiomimus: I mean, it depends on the employer: the worst will want doctor's notes, but the best will give you mental health days to enjoy even if you're not sick!
T-Rex: MENTAL HEALTH DAYS, HERE I COME!!
Utahraptor: Me too!
T-Rex: Utahraptor, would you like to spend our mental health day together, playing TWO-PLAYER video games and ordering enough pizza for FOUR or more people??
Utahraptor: Yes. Yes I would.
Narrator: LATER, AFTER EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT OF VIDEO GAMES AND ABUNDANT PIZZA:
T-Rex: Wow! The fact that some jobs won't let you do what we're doing is so indefensible, it's undermining the concept of civilization as a whole
