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November 3rd, 2021: Thus concludes my semi-solicited opinions about Earth!!

One year ago today: if t-rex hasn't put universe in all caps every time in the past - and he hasn't - then the fault, dear brutus, lies not in the dinosaur, but in myself. it's my job to write down what he says and sometimes i get it wrong, i'm sorry

– Ryan

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