T-Rex: Many cities won't name a street after anyone...
T-Rex: ...until they've been MURDERED.
T-Rex: Or until they die of natural causes. They just won't name streets after alive people, that's what I'm saying. Dromiceiomimus: Very dramatic way of conveying that, T-Rex. T-Rex: Thanks!!
Utahraptor: How come we living people can't get streets named after us? T-Rex: Easy!
T-Rex: Anyone alive is still POTENTIALLY EMBARRASSING. A living person could always decide to spend their sunset years being a CRAZY RACIST, but a dead person can't change! They're the safe bet, and when you're working with the $75 cost of a street sign, you're gonna play it safe.
T-Rex: And that's why we won't see a T-Rex street in MY lifetime, but if I live a good life, I'll go to my grave CONFIDENT that I'll be rewarded after I'm gone. God: T-REX YOU JUST INVENTED RELIGION FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES T-Rex: Aw man! T-Rex: AGAIN??
What are the haps my friends
November 24th, 2021:To be safe, I recommend solemnly adding "may they rest in peace" after ever street name you say.