T-Rex: Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain now! We can all write Winnie the Pooh stories!!
T-Rex: LET'S GOOOOOO
Narrator: LATER:
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, how's it going with your WTP WIP?
T-Rex: WTF! I've had almost A HUNDRED YEARS to think of a Winnie story and I've done NOTHING. To quote Pooh, "Oh brother!"
Utahraptor: "Oh bother," not "oh brother".
T-Rex: OH MAN.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, I am EXTREMELY unqualified to write this Pooh story no matter HOW legal it is. All I really know is the woods they take place in are big. 100... barns? Morgens? Acres? Some weirdo unit.
Utahraptor: Well, you don't HAVE to write it! Write what you know!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX'S STORY OF "THE HANDSOME AUTHOR WHO WAS REALLY GOOD AT WRITING AND ALSO *VERY* SEXY AND EVERYONE LOVED HIM" FAILS TO FIND AN AUDIENCE:
T-Rex: Probably gave away too much in the title.
God: YEAH
T-Rex: Yeah
