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January 28th, 2022: Don't worry about the AI wars!! Just tape a piece of paper with the word "chair" to your forehead and you'll be fine.

T-Rex first discussed his lava lamp adventure in 2009, but it was based on ME actually doing it in 2004, not dying, then reading a few months later that someone else had done the exact same thing and it killed him. If I had gotten bored a little later there's a chance I could've died and he would've been the one reading about me! IT'S PRETTY INTENSE.

One year ago today: if it were me i would simply not make mistakes, and it IS me, so... good. we're done here

– Ryan

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