T-Rex: I am not a guy who expects to have children one day.
T-Rex: BUT ALL IS NOT SUNSHINE AND ROSES!
T-Rex: For I sadly AM cursed to be a guy who comes up with AMAZING NAMES for kids, and no place to use 'em!
Dromiceiomimus: Okay, let's hear your best name, buddy.
T-Rex: Check it out:
T-Rex: TYRANNOSAURUS.
Utahraptor: Even for a nontyrannosauroid?
T-Rex: ESPECIALLY for one!
T-Rex: And I know you're gonna say "weird names aren't fair to the kid", but listen. Give 'em a normie T first name, Tony or Teresa or WHATEVER, give them "Rex" as a middle name, and HEY PRESTO: at least now your kid has the OPTION of going by "T. Rex"!!
Utahraptor: Honestly, I can't see any downsides with this name!!
Narrator: YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: Hello! With the hard-won wisdom of both age AND experience I can say:
T-Rex: I was and remain totally right; my name idea RULES
