Narrator: IN THIS PANEL, T-REX HAS AN AMAZING IDEA:
T-Rex: ohmygodohmygod

T-Rex: Every story is a Spider-Man prequel if you assume it takes place before Pete got his powers!!

T-Rex: And for stories that take place AFTER Spidey got bit, they could simply be Spider-Man SEQUELS showing what everyone ELSE was up to during that time, especially when they were not talking about Spider-Man!
T-Rex: My friends!
T-Rex: LITERATURE IS NOW AWESOME!!

Utahraptor: You don't think you'll be disappointed reading "Pilgrim's Progress" and no Spideys show up?
T-Rex: NO!

T-Rex: Because of the butterfly effect, I know that had things gone different, then Peter Parker might NOT have been bit by a radioactive spider, so really, it's "Pilgrim's Progress Towards Spider-Man". Shakespeare had to walk so that Spider-Man could fly!
Utahraptor: Bunyan.
T-Rex: Him too!

Narrator: LATER, T-REX REALIZES THAT ALL STORIES ARE ALSO TECHNICALLY BATMAN PREQUELS OR SEQUELS TOO:
T-Rex: ohmygod ohmyGOD
T-Rex: IT'S THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER!!