T-Rex: When you're born the government gives you a number for social insurance purposes and this number is always the same and never changes FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
T-Rex: And I have yet to memorize this number, oh well!!
Dromiceiomimus: Seems like, of all the numbers in your life, this would be a pretty good one to memorize! T-Rex: I know! I KNOW. But I can't do it! I've memorized my driver's license number BY ACCIDENT but I still cannot tell you my One Big Important Government Number. T-Rex: Is it TRULY too late for me to change?
Utahraptor: It's never too late for you to change! T-Rex: Oh! Okay. T-Rex: Phew.
Utahraptor: But I've gotta assume you've already made all the NORMAL attempts at memorization - T-Rex: Sure. Let's assume that. Utahraptor: - but folks remember what they were doing when they get unexpected bad news. Maybe you could work with that?
Narrator: AND SO: Off panel: T-Rex, there's - there's something you need to hear. You may want to sit down for this. T-Rex: And YOU may want to WAIT until I can find my stupid social insurance number and start staring at it, THANKS!!
What are the haps my friends
November 14th, 2022:Out now: a new and VERY SPECIAL sweater for Christmas! It's called T-REX VERSUS SANTA and it's gorgeous and it kinda makes all other sweaters retroactively worse. SORRY NOT SORRY