T-Rex: Alright! New novel: done! This one is a romance, and is called:
T-Rex: "Pretzels In A Lady's Lap"!
T-Rex: It's named after a particularly striking scene from the book! We’re at a party, and a young man accidentally spills pretzels, as he walks by, into the titular Lady’s lap! She looks up: eyes meet, bosoms - on both sides - heave, passions smoulder, and, perhaps... romance blossoms?
Utahraptor: Hey, what’s so sensual about pretzels?
T-Rex: Dude!
Utahraptor: No, really! They’re dry and salty.
T-Rex: I’ve always found them to be pretty sensual.
Utahraptor: I’m pretty sure you’re the only one!
T-Rex: Really? Huh! Nobody else finds pretzels stimulating?
T-Rex: Well, this has been quite the anagnorisis (a moment of recognition or discovery)!