T-Rex: I can never let my father, whom I have a close relationship with, know my shameful secret! I never-
T-Rex: *choke*
T-Rex: I never meant to kill my best friend!
T-Rex: It was my first time drinking, and I thought that I was good to drive!
Dromiceiomimus: We tried to warn you! We, your other friends, tried to warn you that you had been drinking, but now our mutual friend is dead, BECAUSE OF YOU! We can't be friends anymore.
T-Rex: *choke*
Utahraptor: Hello, son! You look a little upset! Is there maybe something personal you want to tell me?
T-Rex: No!
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: I drank and drove tonight and I killed a man and last week I kinda date raped my date and I'm gay and I also am involved in a teen pregnancy!
Utahraptor: Son, I-
Utahraptor: I still love you!
T-Rex: Oh, Dad!
T-Rex: And... SCENE!
