T-Rex: We have a bunch of data on what people would like their last meals to be -
T-Rex: THANKS TO STATES EXECUTING THEIR OWN CITIZENS
T-Rex: - but we have much LESS data on what someone, looking back on an ENTIRE LIFE, would like to be the very last song they listen to. Which songs are the ultimate bangers? Which songs bring the most peace when facing your own mortality dead in the eye??
T-Rex: SCIENCE SIMPLY CANNOT SAY!
Utahraptor: Does - does science NEED to say?
T-Rex: I dunno! It could if it wanted!!
T-Rex: And YES there'd be all sorts of variables you'd need to control for but SURELY there'd be SOME trends we can notice. "Huh, Enya is killing it. Literally."
Utahraptor: "Huh, the Donkey Kong theme shows up more than you'd think."
T-Rex: "Huh, death metal is really misnamed."
Narrator: YEARS LATER:
Off panel: Sir... I'm afraid it's time to start thinking about moving into hospice care.
T-Rex: Oh - oh my GOD.
T-Rex: I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAYLIST FOR THIS