T-Rex: Today is the day I remove the phrase "social media" from my vocabulary...

T-Rex: ...and replace it with "web forum"!

T-Rex: That IS basically what they are, after all! There's no magic trick to them - they're just some messageboard: a web forum you sign up to and then can see what other people post on said forum.
Dromiceiomimus: Okay, sure, but they're really important forums!
T-Rex: Are they though?? REALLY??

Utahraptor: T-Rex, did you see what today's main character posted on social?
T-Rex: I try to stay above forum drama.

Utahraptor: Okay, fair, but did you see what stupid changes they're making to Twitter?
T-Rex: Oh, no, sorry - I'm on a different forum now.
Utahraptor: Ah. Cool.

Narrator: LATER, T-REX CONSIDERS TYING THE SUCCESS OF BOTH HIS PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE TO POSTS ON A WEB FORUM:
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT