T-Rex: Okay everyone! Time to rise...

T-Rex: ...and GRIND??

T-Rex: That's right! I'm a productivity guy now! I'm here to tell you I get up at 5am every day and exercise WHILE DOING STOCKS and then have sex WHILE DOING BREAKFAST, AND STOCKS and then you better believe by 2pm I've ALREADY done a whole day's worth of work, sex, and stocks - and yet I keep doing more work, more sex... and more stocks!!

Utahraptor: Sounds like a lot of work.
T-Rex: And sex and stocks, yeah.

Utahraptor: But I couldn't help but notice you said "I'm here to TELL you I get up at 5am etc" and didn't TECHNICALLY claim to ACTUALLY do those things.
T-Rex: Utahraptor! Are you suggesting I DON'T do sex at work while doing stocks?? BECAUSE I DO.

T-Rex: ...dude please don't tell HR