T-Rex: I was beside someone else on a plane and accidentally spilt water on them!
T-Rex: Their life is now OBJECTIVELY WORSE because of me!
T-Rex: I apologized and we cleaned up as best we could, and they said it was fine, but was it? How could it have been?! In a world in which they never met me, they didn't get drenched.
T-Rex: FRIG, man.
Utahraptor: It was just a little water, T-Rex. I'm sure it was fine.
T-Rex: But my sense of self worth!
Utahraptor: Look, you now have to accept what we've all accepted long ago: that it is impossible to float through this world without having an impact on those you meet, and occasionally, no matter what you do, those impacts will be negative. Sometimes, T-Rex, despite all your good intentions...
Off panel: ...someone's life simply would've been better off without you in it.
T-Rex: Damn, man. And I haven't even told you yet how I tooted, spilt coffee on them, and then tooted again!
T-Rex: *sigh*
