T-Rex: A belt: a practical piece of clothing for those of us who who wear pants -

T-Rex: NOT ME LOL

T-Rex: - and would like them not to fall down! It's classic, it's timeless, and it's a necessary part of any wardrobe! Or so I THOUGHT.
T-Rex: Because I've been learning about FASHION and my FASHION TEACHER told me belts should NEVER be used to hold up pants!

Utahraptor: Then what are they for?
T-Rex: For STYLE! For HIGHLIGHTING HIPS and BREAKING UP LINES!

T-Rex: I am reliably informed that in the world of fashion, if your belt is holding up your pants, then your pants are too big! A belt should only EVER be used for fashion, NEVER practically!
Utahraptor: See, this kind of counterintuitive complexity is PRECISELY why I don't wear clothes.

T-Rex: I'm also reliably informed that in the world of fashion, going completely naked is a, quote, "faux pas" and will, quote, "literally get you arrested"!
Off panel: Wait, when did you start saying "quote"?
T-Rex: Yesterday, and I, quote, "don't know how to stop"