T-Rex: The year: the future. The time: eight seconds from tomorrow.
T-Rex: And the sun has evolved into a red giant!
T-Rex: This, of course, is super deadly for anyone on Earth. All life on the planet has died, and the oceans have long since boiled off.
Dromiceiomimus: Seems pretty bleak.
T-Rex: Aha! That's what I want you to think!
T-Rex: But then I reveal in a SHOCKING TWIST that this isn't REALLY what happened!
Utahraptor: Oh, phew!
T-Rex: Yep! What REALLY happened is that the Earth tumbled INTO this red giant and was destroyed, and all of this was just the wild dream of the last bit of life as it was suffocating and being burnt alive at the same time!!
T-Rex: Ah, yes.
T-Rex: I'm inspired by SCIENCE
