T-Rex: FINALLY! It's FINALLY time for me to write...

T-Rex: ...my OWN OBITUARY.

T-Rex: And NO it's not morbid! INSTEAD, it's a way to look at my life - what I've done, but also, what I still WANT to do!
Dromiceiomimus: Neat! It's like - practical fan fiction of yourself.
T-Rex: Exactly! I'm looking at what I want my life to look like, and then I can at least figure out ways to maybe get there! It's aspirational, INSPIRATIONAL, and evocative!

Utahraptor: That sounds like a great exercise! How'd it go?
T-Rex: *ahem*

T-Rex: "T-Rex died today after outliving all other life in the universe, but in a cool and sexy way. He knew everything rad and did everything rad. PS: I, the robot that's writing this for the benefit of the organic minds uploaded to (and merged with) Omnivac, am also impressed. Also he was funny and cool."

Off panel: That's... a lot to live up to, buddy.
T-Rex: "Also, his genitals were neato."
Off panel: I mean...
Off panel: ...they're not NOT neato