T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes sighed, deductively. He hated adventures...
T-Rex: ...and yet, here he was, in the middle of another adventure!
T-Rex: The adventure was to travel to a big mountain to recover some gold from a dragon named Smaug.
Dromiceiomimus: Oh snap, is this a Sherlock Holmes / The Hobbit crossover?
T-Rex: NO! This is a DIFFERENT dragon, also named "Smaug".
Utahraptor: And is there a little guy with hairy feet travelling alongside Sherlock?
T-Rex: Yes and no!
T-Rex: Watson has been hit by a SHRINK RAY, you see, so he's about 50% smaller. And uh in an unrelated incident he was also hit by a big hairy feet ray.
Utahraptor: I gotta say, this sounds a LOT like The Hobbit, only with way worse versions of every character.
Narrator: T-REX IS INSTANTLY REMINDED OF HIS WEIRD SLIMY CHARACTER WHO LIVES IN A CAVE AND LOVES MAGIC RINGS...
T-Rex: !
Narrator: ...NAMED "STANKY GOLLUM":
T-Rex: !!!
