T-Rex: Babies! What are they, and where do they come from? Frig.
T-Rex: GREAT question.
T-Rex: That's why it's time to learn some

Narrator: FACTS about BABIES

T-Rex: Babies are like small irresponsible adults that cannot be held accountable for their actions. Imagine a tiny adult who believes that things - and I am not exaggerating here - LITERALLY DISAPPEAR when he's not looking at them. And he's fully illiterate and poops his pants 100% of the time. He does, however, scream.
T-Rex: If you have done this, you have successfully imagined one (1) baby.

Utahraptor: And where do babies come from?
T-Rex: Eggs. Babies hatch from eggs.

T-Rex: Sometimes when parents love each other very much they have ACTUAL SEX and that has ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES. Next thing they knew they're making a nest and tending to eggs and they're like, dang, I was gonna do things tonight but now I'm tending eggs.

Narrator: IF YOU ARE NOT A DINOSAUR THEN SOME OF THE FACTS IN THIS COMIC MIGHT BE WRONG, BUT I BET THE GIST IS STILL PRETTY ACCURATE.
Narrator: AUTHOR'S NOTE: IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO MAKE THESE JOKES, I'M A FORMER BABY