T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who was fictional but whom I've spent more time thinking about than I have about most of my friends AND the vast majority of real people living or dead, scowled.
T-Rex: He was not an erotic dancer, yet circumstances had demanded he go undercover as one!
T-Rex: Yes, the circumstances - which did not need exploring at this juncture - were such that Sherlock was now on stage dancing as erotically as he could, but he was doing really really poorly! SHERLOCK HOLMES SUCKED AT EROTIC DANCING, and no matter how quickly he tried to deduce sexy dance moves, he was still failing!
T-Rex: The gulf between what he wanted to do and how his body was actually moving grew larger with every thrust and jiggle!
Utahraptor: Poor guy!
Utahraptor: I guess Sherlock was used to success coming easily, and so assumed triumph in any new task would be as simple for him as it was in the fields he was ACTUALLY qualified in.
T-Rex: That's it precisely!
T-Rex: However, that did NOT explain why Watson was bringing the house down with HIS dance moves! Sherlock deduced with envy that Watson must be a certified freak, seven days a week!!
Off panel: T-Rex, I gotta say... all of this absolutely scans and I have NO NOTES
