Narrator: T-REX IN: WORLD POLITICS

T-Rex: Okay!

T-Rex: So you've got lots of countries, right? Only, you can dismiss about 90% of these, since they don't really affect the agreed-upon "world scene".
T-Rex: So then you've got this small collection of countries that make all the news! World politics is how these countries relate to one another, and, internally, to themselves.

Utahraptor: That's good, but this definition seems a little unnecessary!
T-Rex: How so?

Utahraptor: Well, people know what politics are, and "world politicS" is just a straightforward application of the adjective.
T-Rex: Man, you're nerding up the place! I don't need to hear this talk about "applying adjectives".

T-Rex: To make up for THAT, I'm going to have to spend the rest of the day talking about women I've had opportunity to kiss!
T-Rex: It's much more interesting than world politics was anyway. It's got women! Women in the mood to KISS!