God: T-REX WHY DO YOU READ BOOKS
T-Rex: Because I like stories!

God: AND WHY DO YOU LIKE STORIES
T-Rex: Cool things happen in them more often than real life!

God: AND WHY DO YOU LIKE COOL THINGS
T-Rex: They're better than bad things!
Dromiceiomimus: What are?
T-Rex: Cool things.
Dromiceiomimus: Oh. Heck, no argument here!

God: WHAT IF THERE WAS A STORY WHERE THE COOLEST THING EVER HAPPENED IN IT
T-Rex: Then I'd read it!
Utahraptor: Huh?

Utahraptor: What's "it"? What would you read?
T-Rex: A story where the coolest thing ever happens in it.
Utahraptor: Oh shit, me too!
Utahraptor: Sorry for saying "shit" but this story sounds so awesome!!

God: LAST QUESTION T-REX DO YOU THINK A STORY WITH A SINGLE TALKING SNAKE WHO LIES ABOUT FRUIT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER
T-Rex: ...No?
God: AW DANG IT