T-Rex: Ah yes, time for a nice cup of tea.
God: TEA STAINS YOUR TEETH T-REX
T-Rex: What?!
T-Rex: Is God a DENTIST now??
God: I MEAN I'M THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA THE BEGINNING AND THE END AND SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THOSE TWO POINTS ARE DENTISTS SO YEAH
T-Rex: Okay, well, instead of tea I'll just have some stupid coffee. Is THAT okay?
God: COFFEE ALSO STAINS YOUR TEETH T-REX
T-Rex: Dang it!!
Utahraptor: What's up, bud?
T-Rex: Oh, God's a dentist now.
Utahraptor: Oof.
T-Rex: Right? EVERYTHING I propose to use my teeth for, HE'S against. What if I drink coffee or tea, AND alternate each sip with a rinse of water to prevent staining, AND brush my teeth immediately afterwards?
Utahraptor: No-one could object to that!
God: WELL ACTUALLY YOU SHOULD WAIT AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR BEFORE BRUSHING AFTER FOOD SINCE ACIDS IN MANY FOODS SOFTEN YOUR ENAMEL
T-Rex: TEETH
T-Rex: are BARELY WORTH IT
