T-Rex: There are so many people alive right now! SO MANY. Billions and billions of dudes!
T-Rex: And don't even get me started on the LADIES!!
T-Rex: Plus the non-binary pals in there too. And with so many people kickin' around, how can a gent SUCH AS MYSELF make himself unique? How can I stand out from the crowd?
Dromiceiomimus: Easy! Just believe things that nobody else believes, and you'll be unique.
T-Rex: I'M ON IT!
Narrator: BUT THEN:
T-Rex: I'm off it! It's way too hard!
Utahraptor: How?!
T-Rex: Man, you think "I'm gonna believe something SO FOUNDATIONALLY WACKY that nobody else will have ever believed it before now," but no - SOMEBODY ALWAYS DOES!
Utahraptor: Like flat Earth?
T-Rex: Oh please, that's just entry-level wacky.
T-Rex: I got as far as "Iceland isn't named after ice, it's named after Isis the Egyptian mother goddess of magic and wisdom, and thus is properly called "Is-Land" - AND SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO IT!
Off panel: Damn.
T-Rex: Turns out, all I got are a bunch of USED IDEAS!!